potato salad

when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out

" ay man did you hit last night"
"yeah i gave her the old potato salad"

by anonymous January 28, 2022

Salad King

Consumer of Thicc female booty. Likely to be a guy named Dalton or Stephen.

That Dalton is a Salad king, he eats ass. Good for him.

by Jaggediron May 11, 2022

Salad

some really fucking nice hair.

"hey have you seen masons hair"
"fucking salad"

by youprobshateme May 8, 2018

Salad allergy

Person who only eats meat - anti vegetarian.

Dave has a salad allergy.

by martinbartie November 25, 2024

Salad spinner

The act or placing ones rectum on another’s mouth and spinning while keeping the rectum on the mouth to receive pleasure

“Did you hear Tracy gave Jack a salad spinner the other night? It even came with corn!”

by Kitchen Fun August 15, 2021

Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023

salader

a salader is a person who likes salad ... i mean really likes salad - they will be happy to knock up a salad at any given moment, usually without warning

one day the saladers are going to take over the world and eat salad together while patting their cats.. warning: stock up in avocados for new world order currency

by moxaku May 10, 2022