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Tip Rider 

A woman who's all on a Mans jock, kissing his ass, wanting to ride his tip.
"Damn Son!! This trick keeps blowin up my cell and I want no piece of that. I'm sick of these Tip Riders"
Tip Rider by Twi-zan July 30, 2008

KOBE RIDER

Usually a young boy and often posing as an adult, a KOBE RIDER is a 'person' that will defend KOBE to no end, infatuated and engrossed in a pathetic world surrounding KOBE "the QUITTER" BRYANT. They will defend him against any attack by another fan, stomp on anyone that notes his flaws, and will belittle other NBA players while making ridiculous claims without stating any facts to support these claims. In addition, what really separates a KOBE RIDER from the common fan is the skewed logic and complete lack of common sense. Essentially, a KOBE RIDER is a person of the highest point of ignorance and stupidity.... one who is willing to do absolutely anything and everything to glorify the player he believes in, while blindly ignoring the facts and opinions of others.
COMMON FAN: Son, Shaq was the leader during the Lakers' 3peat. He was the main man, nothing to be ashamed of.

KOBE RIDER: Where was fat, useless Shaq during game 4 of the 2000 NBA FInals? Oh that's right, he fouled out in overtime and KOBE had to bail that selfish ogre out.

COMMON FAN: Please kid, KOBE hasn't even won an MVP yet. He has lead the league in scoring only 1 time and this is his specialty. KOBE is a great player, but he has a long way to go before ranking amongst the all-time greats and nearing anything close to Jordan status.

KOBE RIDER: Did Jordumb ever score 81 points? 63 in 3 quarters? Owned.
KOBE RIDER by McRick_ September 16, 2008
The development of misunderstanding the Free Rider problem.
Somebody mistook Free Rider as Day Rider, which in turn somebody else mistook Day Rider to Gay Rider.

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Nipple Rider

Someone who plays their guitar very high, so that the headstock of their guitar is at the same altitude as their nipple.

Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.

Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".
Emo kid: Eww look at that Nipple Rider!
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.

Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.
Ridiculously hideous.
When someone or something does something too disgraceful to call hideous, you say rideous. Can be shortened to rid or rids.
Tommy - 'I just had a bash over my dog'

Jimmy - 'Now that is just rideous.'
rideous by Captain Crackman February 25, 2010

Mount Ridesplace USA 

More Rides then you or your grandmother can handle.

*Please don't bring your grandmother
Mount Ridesplace USA is really a cheat carnival with one good ride. the Bowels of Trogdor!
Mount Ridesplace USA by Xeor May 31, 2004