May 15th 

may 15 is show a nigga yo tits

it’s May 15th baby girl i’ll shoot your house up if you don’t show me them

May 15th by niggballs72yt May 15, 2024

May 16 

May 16 is national let whoever is in your room control your hands day.

This means if THAT special person is over they get to control your hands and you can’t say no.

Me and who on may 16??

May 16 by Iljsm May 15, 2024

May 6 

National Bring A Bag of Cheetos to work/school day

C: Are those Cheetos?
E: Yeah, it’s May 6!

May 6 by EzraWasHere May 15, 2024

May 15 

International “Give Dan and Jai money day”. This holiday is globally recognized and celebrated, it is a day where you get to show your appreciation for sharing the same planet as Dan and Jai by sending them no less than $20

Its May 15, have you sent Dan and Jai $20?
I’ll get right on it

May 15 by polo_boat24 May 15, 2024

May 18

Nation send a tiddy picture day

Hey it's May 18th
What?
National send a titty pic day

May 18 by P1xo_di3d May 18, 2024

May 18th 

National kiss your wife day

"Hey babe"
"Hey babe! *kisses"
"What was that?"
"It's May 18th!"

May 18th by starwwhaeygfbyiajeigbn May 18, 2024

May 19

National Send Nudes Day

A day where you send nudes to the people you love.

Guy: “it’s May 19th and I’ve been waiting for this day all year”

Friend: “sure bro, just give me a sec”

May 19 by your judgmental dog May 18, 2024