Crack Juice

An energy drink with a sizable amount of caffeine

Friend: how do you have so much energy?
Me: I drank Crack Juice

by crackjuicelover January 6, 2020

Genie Juice

Magical substance that is excreted after several correct pokes in the delicate part of a lady garden.

Girl: There you got it, keep going.... O M F'ing G! You made Genie Juice!!

by DD V Clatch June 20, 2013

Jewel juice

The essence of family jewels

Yo Vinny, I just splattered my jewel juice all over Tina's face!

by Kervdaperv12 March 24, 2017

White juice

A sticky white thing that comes out of bananas when mature enough, these bananas come with men Wich women like to eat all day long, minions can't get enough of it

Oh man give me more white juice, I like that long banana that has a lot of potassium

by Female_Body_Inspector April 24, 2019

totally juice

totally juice, what they give kids at school lunches, and the most suspicious branding I’ve ever seen.

“Totally juice, made from 100% juice” -the packaging.

by Blob the bi frog god December 10, 2022

Juicing Off

Masturbating with the same hand motions you would use to juice a lemon or orange. This often requires an excessive amount of lubricant.

"You know that picture of you and your parents at graduation? I was juicing off to that last night."

by Erik Schmitt June 19, 2011

Wallet juice

Money, dosh, wonga etc.

Man: "Dude I was totally out of it last night; and my Wallet Juice is running like so low now"

by Leech1443 November 17, 2010