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The Jordan Treatment 

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.
Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."
The Jordan Treatment by not izaak February 17, 2022

Cade Jordan 

Really cool guy with good morals. Loves his sophomores from time to time and will do anything to meet his lover.
Who is that with my sister? Of course it's Cade Jordan!
Cade Jordan by notmyname13 March 7, 2022

shamar jordan cassonva

a hot black person who fat asf n i love w my heart
shamar jordan cassonva go eat ur chicken tenders and kool aid u lil black man!

Gabby Jordan 

the kindest, most honest, genuine, and beautiful human being you’ll ever meet
Gabby Jordan is such an amazing friend.”
“Yeah, I know. I love her.”

Michael Jordan 

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.
Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.
Michael Jordan by PhoenixGamer34 August 23, 2022