Skip to main content

Josh

He is the type of guy who's very clingy, chonky, yet handsome, he also tends to fall inlove with a girls whos first letter starts with A.

For ex. Ashlee
"Holy fuck, josh is hugging ashlee. TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS NOW AND LET US USE IT AS BLACK MATERIAL HAHA"
by Kaeifrott October 6, 2022
mugGet the Josh mug.

Josh

A person to most likely leave a girl
Bella-Hey josh!

Josh-What?
Bella-I love you
Josh-were done
Bella- I-
by Treesleaves1 November 10, 2020
mugGet the Josh mug.

Josh

Josh is a potato master
I want to be a JOSH when im older
by SuckyDucky1 May 4, 2023
mugGet the Josh mug.

Josh

A real one. A fucking Pimp! Women can’t deny, A straight Dick Slanger.
Joshua is a god of love who slangs Dick
by Jb402 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Josh mug.

Josh

a being who is a god or a high supreme being better than anything there is to exist
I wish I could be like Josh.
by GodLevel October 11, 2021
mugGet the Josh mug.

Drake rapes Josh

In the hit Nickelodeon TV show “Drake and Josh” there was a surprising twist in the children’s show when an episode aired where Drake raped Josh. The brothers were building a treehouse and Drake planned it so they would be locked in together.

Once the boys finished screwing in the final final, Josh asked where the door was to get out. He had no idea what was to come. Drake intentionally “forgot” to cut out the door and just drew the door in sharpie so he could easily rape Josh. The rape lasted 10 hours until a squirrel came and bit Drake’s penis off.
“Yo do you remember that Drake and Josh episode with the treehouse?”

“Are you talking about the one where Drake rapes Josh?”

“Ya that episode made me horny”

“pause...”
by Fella slime November 10, 2020
mugGet the Drake rapes Josh mug.

Blood for the Josh god

The comments during the legendary Josh battle in which multiple people named Josh prepared for 1 year to have a fight with pool noodles for weapons. The objective of the fight is to see who can keep the name Josh, in a joking manner. Slight variations, such as "Blood for the Josh blood" are also used.
Live chat:
Person 1: JOSH FIGHT
Person 2: YUH JOSH FIGHT
Person 3: BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD
by bruh-momentum April 24, 2021
mugGet the Blood for the Josh god mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email