Hot Pocket Straw

When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.

I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.

by Kelskosh November 17, 2016

oop outta pocket

a surprise, popping out the woodies

Hey how are you? I had sex with your mother-in-law today. Thats pretty oop outta pocket.

by ShimonSmith February 4, 2010

Ulladulla Snot Pocket

When a man takes their woman on a weekend away to Ulladulla, gets her to spread her legs while touching her toes then he blows a bush hanky into her pussy and fucks it.

Our weekend away was looking pretty bleak until he gave me an Ulladulla Snot Pocket.

by MushyPeasinaPod January 27, 2018

straight outta pocket

Commonly used in Tik Tok comments when someone says some original joke or line that nobody else in the comments used.

"@nmillz1 pack it up Jack Frost 🙄"

"STRAIGHT OUTTA POCKET JDJSKAJSJSJFUE"

by Da Tré October 10, 2020

hot pocket in the shower

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.

After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.

by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016

Human pocket pussy

When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.

John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.

by SexySauce October 11, 2021

Four in my pocket

It means like a Glock 4/ Gen 4 or it can mean 4 grand or 4 stacks.

" I got a four in my pocket you don't wanna shake some" or " I got four in my pocket I'm finna go get a rollie"

by Caramelo October 4, 2018