A tertiary qualification that aims to teach things that one would probably be better off learning outside of a university.
Someone: Hey bro, I want to major in entrepreneurship.
Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?
Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?
by GEGEEZI July 19, 2024
Fake Smart is when you are not smart by IQ and you don't study, but you are good at guessing on tests due to your thought process.
by Shugga1002 December 03, 2018
A young rapper
Who only has one song out. Yes one that’s pretty dumb
He is super fire and I think he needs to drop more music.
Who only has one song out. Yes one that’s pretty dumb
He is super fire and I think he needs to drop more music.
by 𝕌𝕣𝕓𝕒𝕟 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕣𝕪 August 20, 2022
A person who acts like a real friend but in the end he is a lying sack of shit with a tiny penis. Who gags on dick for a loving
Michael is a fake niggah
by Bigj775982 May 12, 2014
On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 21, 2017
by Yung Posite January 21, 2018