burnside burn

When you burn a hole in your pants while smoking.

Buzz pulled the old Burnside Burn while intensely watching an astroid safety video.

by Becca 79 November 20, 2020

Rudy Burns

Giuliani hair dye that's actually runny Kmart shoe polish

Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.

by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2020

burnside burn

Burning a hole straight thru your pants, because you're very intently watching a short film on astroid safety.

Buzz has a Burnside Burn that happened during lunch.

by Becca 79 November 20, 2020

Burning toucan

When you burn a letter addressed to your friend to prove a point, and it just so happened that there was a toucan on it.

Definition:

The unfortunate yet inventible destruction of a toucan drawing

“Nooo you can’t burn the letter, there’s a toucan on it!”

“Collateral damage”

“Look at the burning toucan! He’s dying!”

“We all die it’s just a matter of time”

by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020

Burning toucan

When you’re burning a letter addresses to your friend to prove a point and it just so happens that there’s a toucan on it.

“You can’t burn the letter, that’s Burning toucan!”
“It’s just collateral damage”

by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020

Drew Doesn’t Burn

It’s a commonly known fact that Drew Patrick does not and will never burn.

“Should we ask drew if he wasn’t to partake in our activities?” .... “No man, Drew Doesn’t Burn. Just let him play 2K.”

by Truth_slayer October 29, 2020

Burning Owl

Bokuto Koutarou being burned into bones and ashes for his worthlessness.

"Did you see that burning owl?" "You mean Bokuto Koutarou and how worthless he is? Yes."

by oop i did it again January 11, 2021