dodgy wank

An additional level of risk to a 'Danger Wank'.

You do the same as a danger wank but have to watch some weird fucked up porn, so if they do catch you it's way worse.

"Dude I'm grounded for 6 months and have to go to therapy because I failed doing a dodgy wank"

by Mrs Pearley November 1, 2021

Willy wank dingle dong doodler

A string of words describing a penis

"put ur willy wank dingle dong doodler away!"

by REVGHOST October 1, 2022

one night wank

If you use a porno only for one wank and then never watch it again.

Damn Dave, I had the best one night wank ever, last tuesday.

by Shaggy_Magic December 3, 2018

national wank over ex day

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her

happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby

by hwggg October 9, 2025

Wank

Another way of saying jank. Defining something that is senseless, stupid, odd, weird, etc.

3 a.m. school night
*video game noises*

Billy: Man I should really go to sleep my schedule is wank.

Ex. 2

Janette: Did you hear what happened to Patricia?

Michael: No, what happened?
Janette: She fell while cheerleading and the coach yelled at her like a lunatic!
Michael: Really? That shits wank. She shouldn’t be yelling at her.

by Amonymous July 27, 2018

Wank

Collective noun for Tesla drivers

“Look, a wank of Tesla drivers “

by Harza4151 April 22, 2023

Emergency Wank

Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.

*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!

by wanking May 11, 2017