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by Kang067 November 5, 2025
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The UTube Troll Police (UTTP) is abhorred by most. It is a ploy by the durex company to show why expired semen should not be used during sex.
by steelin24 November 7, 2025
Get the UTTP mug.The Utah Terk and Jerk is when a male shoves Deer jerky in his asshole, then the female uses a 13.4 inch strap to shove it in further. The female stretches open his virgin hole enough where the female can eat the now shitted on deer jerky. Act 2 is where the title comes from, In which the male Jerks his cock in front of a turkey for good luck.
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Get the Utah Terk and Jerk mug.An utduhduh is someone who is a scrub. And a scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me. An utduhduh is usually a man who is lame and not worth crying over.
by magicunicornbaby November 29, 2025
Get the utduhduh mug.Where a man cums in a woman's pussy as the woman cum's aswell. The man the collects the mingled cum and makes the woman swish it around in her mouth leaving it there until tomorrow. Then the next morning there is her mucus film on her teeth and the man licks the cum and mucus film off her teeth.
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Jerold: Damn wish i could've tasted it.
Jerold: Damn wish i could've tasted it.
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