turtle hurdle

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).

I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.

by JayAddy September 25, 2023

Awkward Turtle

1.Hand sign for a turtle/a tortoise but with a thumb rotation in circle used in any "awkward" feeling.
2.Reddit's powermod Karen woman.
3.A micropenis exposed out of male's pants/underwear/shorts.

Awkward Turtle is so power hungry on Reddit, but she's lifeless in reality.

by Shiine-1 June 12, 2023

Turtle’s Shoulders

The next stage of having Turtle’s Head.

Forget having a Turtle’s Head, the line was so long for the toilets that I ended up with a Turtle’s Shoulders

by GoodinBed December 13, 2025

Turtle Aquarium

When you lock yourself in the bathroom with the water in the shower running to point it's boiling hot. You try your hardest to take biggest shit of your life so you can sweat more and lose as much weight as possible.

I need to drop 10 pounds this month so I'm going to head into the turtle aquarium twice a week.

by Derry Murbles October 13, 2020

dirpy turtle

The best thing on the planet and it is so dirpy.

Dirpy turtle is the best animal on the planet.

by Dirpy turtle master January 23, 2017

evil turtle

An evil turtle is by no means a 'turtle.' It is a 'turtle-like creature' that is evil. I apologize for any confusion.

"A koopa is a turtle/evil turtle"-C
"Shut up Shigeru Miyamoto even said it's not."-Everyone

by B1GM1 July 1, 2011

Turtle Necked

when someone is hit so hard in the head their neck is extended a little.

asshole Eian was giving me shit at that party so i turtle necked that fucker

by Graham22 February 24, 2009