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Sebastian: "Hey Andrew, you wanna hang tonight?"
Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"
Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"
by NotShadogun August 23, 2019
Get the Taking the lizard out for a walk mug.When you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask Jesus to take you to the playofffs after Jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok Jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause I’m gonna FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THAT PIG” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you fucked it” Jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then Jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”
I screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then Jesus floated down and fucked me with a cock longer than a pig
by Long john slider October 17, 2017
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Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.
Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.
Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.
Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.
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