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New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain
John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome
by KingAlban December 25, 2022
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Sticky Sock

A sock with jizz in it
yo my ma found my sticky sock
by wizardofjizz March 18, 2024
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dropping socks

I was dropping socks like crazy but he wasn't picking them up.
by brylivoribi February 3, 2017
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burrito sock

1 Slang for condom

2 someone who is bad/to overweight to windsurf
You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks

That dude over there is a total burrito sock
by Boom man July 8, 2016
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White Sock Plot

Any attempt made to intentionally embarrass yourself or others through your physical appearance while on stage during a performance.
Spiking your hair completely ridiculously with glue or wearing white socks while wearing a tuxedo or black suit on stage. Hence "White Sock Plot."
by Tenorman December 4, 2010
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Socked

The act of running up behind someone and covering their dick with a sock. Gay term founded in 1800s
That lad right there just got socked
by anonymous December 9, 2024
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