My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.
Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK
by Dancer_grl1607 February 12, 2020
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Rubber Sock

condom. What else?
by Stabbshroom June 06, 2023
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give it socks

We dont care what's happened we give it socks, helter skeltor they cant stop us.
I was wrecked after the session last night but I got up early for the match and we got a few drinks in and it was foot to the floor lets give it socks.
by Marcus_Suridius January 28, 2021
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hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…
Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”
by Scottis February 15, 2025
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sock kraken

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.
Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
by haoleboytoy February 07, 2020
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Cream sock

When you cum in your sock and then slap someone in the face with subsequently wet sock
Oh man I cream socked him so bad

You gonna make a cream sick later?
by Breecreamsock September 17, 2015
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Sock Puncher

The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.
Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!
by LastRealist August 04, 2022
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