Steffi syndrome

A person suffering from Steffi syndrome believes every woman is like Steffi, until proven otherwise.

"Dude, I got rid of the Steffi syndrome!"
"How did you?"
"Just not giving a fuck and making new friends."

by brammeke11 November 29, 2016

Charles Syndrome

Suddenly catching man flu on a morning after a heavy night out on the sauce

Suddenly catching man flu on the day between a public holiday and a weekend

Sorry Boss but I can't come to work today as i have been diagnosed with Charles Syndrome.

by Jack Tor S December 5, 2016

pullout syndrome

when a male or female develops a crush on someone but when they find out that their crush likes them back, they no longer have a crush on that person

Guy's Friend: Hey dude how are things with you and Iris
Guy: Not good. I told her I liked her but she suddenly doesn't seem interested in me anymore.
Guy's Friend: Sounds like Iris has pullout syndrome

by Garvit's Significant Other December 21, 2016

Frostie Syndrome

A person in the depths of white cider alcoholism with an inability to control their actions.

Symtoms include;

memory loss, incontinence, involuntary bowel movement & a serious case of 'the fear'

Full blown syndrome is achieved with 3litres of the tasty fizzy beverage

Man, I was soo in the depths of frostie syndrome last night i was given a handjob while listening to Susan Boyle

by Yesbrodude December 6, 2015

nun syndrome

When a girl is constantly pissed off due to lack of sex.

Guy1: Bro, Rita has been so bitchy ever since she and Shawn broke up.

Guy2: She must have a case of Nun Syndrome.

by WhiteWhale March 4, 2016

Drumstick Syndrome

When you love playing the bongos with your drumsticks too much and your arms turn into drumsticks.

Have you heard about Simon Mcconville, he’s been diagnosed with drumstick syndrome.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Fiji syndrome

When you’re addicted to drinking only Fiji water.

Matt-hey dude can I borrow some money?
Brian-if it’s for your Fiji syndrome hell no.

by Kaylace July 20, 2019