Attainable Girl Syndrome

When a guy assumes that he can 'get' a particular real life girl either to date or have sex with because he feels what he has going for him: looks, personality, status, money, job, degree, etc., are enough to impress the girl into doing so. But the problem is that girls want to 'date up', not 'date same' and definitely not 'date down', so girls that most guys think are realistically attainable to them, are not.

Girl #1: JP wants me, he keeps texting me to hang out.

Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.

Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS

Girl #1 and #2: AGS?

Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!

Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.

Girl #2: Most guys are!

Attainable Girl Syndrome by sarasplayroom.com December 2, 2009

dumbass syndrome 

when someone is a complete dumbass

My friend has dumbass syndrome

dumbass syndrome by Keira February 21, 2004

Stockholm Syndrome 

When the vast majority of the items in a home are furnished by Ikea.

Joanie's sofa is a Kivik, her shelf is an Expedit, her coffee table is a Lack, her dinner table is a Jokkmokk, her cabinet is a Hemnes, and her bed is a Fjell. This apartment's got a full on case of Stockholm Syndrome.

Stockholm Syndrome by playyourpart June 2, 2013

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome) 

When a male individual has a severely acute penis, one resembling that of an infant's.

When Corey received a call from the doctor, he was not overly surprised to hear that he had been diagnosed with BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome).

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome) by Babydickface November 20, 2010

KSI Syndrome 

KSI Syndrome can be seen on majority of 12 year olds that watch ksi. Kids that have KSI Syndrome will ask for money and if they don't get what they want they will start yelling racist words before quitting to show off.

KSI Syndrome is a disability.

KSI Syndrome by kidonquacx April 18, 2019

disney star syndrome 

when all teenage disney stars feel the need to become stupid sluts and eventually leave the show/channel to pursue carreers in prostitution, being whores, etc.

miley cyrus is a perfect example of disney star syndrome because she is quitting the show

disney star syndrome by smartpeoplez February 7, 2010