Green Wank

1. When an individual, organization, or political group promotes or implements a seemingly eco-friendly initiative that is more about self-satisfaction or public image than delivering meaningful environmental benefits. Often overlooks practical solutions or creates unintended negative consequences elsewhere.
2. When an individual or group engages in performative or self-indulgent environmental actions that are designed to make them feel good or look virtuous but provide little to no actual environmental benefit.
3. A form of virtue signaling disguised as eco-consciousness.

See also Green Wash.
The Green Party proposing to reduce local sheep farming, even though it’s more sustainable here and the alternative is importing lamb from halfway around the world, is classic Green Wank.
by AuthenticFake December 02, 2024
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Piss wank

Having intercourses and posing instead of cuming
Oh dear your the one who piss wanked
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piss-wank

Someone who is an absolute wanker and a thot. They think they're the best at everything and don't care what any other people think.
Look over there at Archie! He's such a piss-wank
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Piss-wank

A fuking cuck head. A person who thinks they're the best at everything, little do they know everyone hates him.
Oi mate, look over there at Archie, that piss-wank
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piss wank

Waking up wet and the mid-drift is piss wank, wet.
by Jam Head October 13, 2009
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Wank and dank

Tyrone asked Jamal what he’s been doing lately and tyron said just wank and dank
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Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES
luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...
by ProfessorMindWank November 18, 2020
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