clit monkey

A person who likes the clitoris. Whether stinky or beautiful, the clit monkey dives right in making distinguishing monkey sounds.

Brett clit monkey'd that bitch last Saturday. He ripped that shit so bad it looked like ravioli.

by Jared Boyer January 1, 2006

Surrender Monkey

A pejorative term used against French citizens, coming from Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey, based on some assumption that French soldiers are cowards, just because France got occupied by Germany during WW2.

Mostly used by retards who think their country is better than the others for some reason, think this joke is still funny just because the Simpsons used it, or just some idiots who never heard of the Resistance.

My great-grandfather was in the Resistance during WW2, and died while trying to free France from the Nazis. Does that make him a Surrender Monkey too ?

by an Ankoù April 21, 2011

Splurge Monkey

Okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it's, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about shit. They really annoy me. Bloody splurge monkeys! I hate them all. Utter splurge monkeys. If I had my way they'd all be put down. NOW. Wankers!

"You are, like, such a splurge monkey Vikki Pollard"

by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005

Butt Monkey

One who is led astray very easily, and is gullible to the point of embarrassment.

"I have been used as bait THREE times, and I am no longer going to be anyone's butt monkey"

by Maximillion August 16, 2005

Cock Monkey

Stupid drivers who cut you off, fail to use a turn signal, go 20 miles under the speed limit, and/or go 20 miles over the speed limit. Then they give you dirty looks and/or yell at you like it was your fault they were born a natural moron.

These Texas drivers are a bunch of cock monkeys.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.

by wulfy June 6, 2007

monkey nut

A big chunk of crack rock (crack/cocaine)

tell dem boyz around the corner i got dem monkey nuts

by HtownHardHead January 13, 2008

monkey butter

a food spread made with the following ingredients:
1 banana
2 tbsp peanut butter
1 cup vanilla yogurt
2 tsp cinnamon sugar

Works well on toast, especially french toast.
Great with Nutella!

For lunch today, my mom packed me a monkey butter sandwich. All the kids in the cafeteria went apeshit.

by issyakd April 26, 2008