john hanway

Such a kind and loving person he flirts to people but he doesn't mean it he's not very open about anything but if he opens up to you then you mean something to him he definitely take care of his girlfriend he's very picky with who he goes out with so if he goes out with you he thinks your special he's the sexiest person you will ever meet.

John Hanway is so sexy

by Ronaldo fanboy December 29, 2016

Hand-john

Getting a handjob while shitting

Laura was so drunk she agreed to a hand-john

by Mapleleafsy July 7, 2014

john straube

the kinda guy who laughs at his own jokes but its ok because theyre funny

hes laughing so hard at his own joke, such a john straube

by meeshmeeshk October 21, 2022

John Cina

John Cena but the Malaysian cina version. He is a paid actor and likes to buat drama in whatsapp group chats.
When he nothing better to do he will bully newbies in the chat room

Wah this John Cina so kao lan. Simply send Chico KKB picture in that chat again.

by Cinacinacina October 16, 2021

John Tonks

John tonks is persian slang for child sex fiend.

Oh my amigo did you hear that a nother john tonks was sent to prison

by JohnTonks January 14, 2020

John Persse

A best friend. A boyfriend. Someone who loves his best friend (as a best friend) and feels the need to tell her many many many times when he's black out drunk. He loves a hazy IPA, expensive sushi (even if its not great quality, as long as it's expensive and the ambience is hip), and a swish Patagonia clothing item.

Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."

A classic John knock knock joke:

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there"

"A big dicked, sexy man"

"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"

by Poobumhead123404 March 11, 2020

John Wyatt

A boy who is a redneck, loves sports, and is really smart. Not the nicest person and can be very annoying. Not very handsome but can still impress you.

John Wyatt is really athletic

by MyBestFriendAlex April 6, 2019