french wink

when your dog has one ear up and one ear down

Murphy has a french wink going on.

by CreativeBruces August 15, 2018

french dullup

crazy joke that means the man love you so much
you know french man-to-man
you left with a tasty french dullup

The crazy lesbian give the two man 5 michelin star she get the beautiful cream top french dullup, WoW!

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025

french bacon

french bacon is a form of bacon produced by the french pigs.

Hey, is that french bacon??
you know it is bro!!

by Calamari0 May 6, 2022

FRENCH BRAIDED

When a girl has French braids, the man uses them to pull her up and down and hold her for deepthroats and take full control during oral sex

I French braided this girl last night

by Gaqq January 29, 2019

The french pirate

One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:

1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge

"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"

by thegermanpirate March 18, 2021

French

The language you use when you want to make someone know that you think you are a posh twat and is better than you in every way. It is repulsive and considered a sin to even say the word "French" in a church,catherdral or any holy place( doesn't matter which religion) It is also common courtesy not to speak any french in any place as you have now become a burden upon society

Judge: You have been charged of being French, how do you plead?
French Person: Guilty

by JohannIsn'tMyName January 27, 2021

Mac French toast

When you get home after selling a bunch of candy and there's two girls the one that you left and another one just there with you and they made breakfast.

I had a Mac French toast at about 11:00 a.m. because that's the way they wanted to.

by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021