French Grammar

The most mind-numbing grammar ever invented

"English speakers must not be able to speak out language, but how will we accomplish such a task?"

Make the French grammar impossible to do unless it is a native speaker?"

by Parsival.2222 September 26, 2022

French Stove

A passionate and steamy romantic encounter that involves a lot of heat, creativity, and perhaps some culinary flair—think of combining French passion with the intensity of a hot stove.

"Last night was so hot, we practically invented the French Stove."

by Valaraukor July 2, 2025

French Clench

Deadly sex technique, two partners clenching on their private parts as hard as they can, while french kissing, until one of them passes out. May involve urine, ropes, slurry, homeless people, BDSM gear, feces, and rarely : live animals.

- Bob, How's your sex life with Stanley?
- We keep it kinky with the French Clench.

by totus tuus March 6, 2024

French Fries and Chicken Tenders

You are dumb, I quit, and may the god that doesn't exist have mercy on your soul.

-"Coronavirus was man-made and only God can stop it"
-"Ok, French Fries and Chicken Tenders"

by taranahte April 15, 2020

French Revolution

Something Shinra says

"Yo nigga can i get a pencil?"

"French Revolution or whatever the fuck Shinra says"

by Not-Binted September 9, 2025

Frenching the Wall

Kissing (with tongue) the partition wall between urinals where all the salty piss splatter builds up. An alternative bullying method to giving someone a swirly.

" We caught him frenching the wall, he's so gross!"

by psycho505 September 25, 2025

belgium french fry

A very cold and thicc french fry, normal bought in McDonalds or Chick-fil-a

Dude, she's built like a belgium french fry!

by The lowercase G April 20, 2018