charlie

someone that has a boner, but not quite.
He may look like he has a hard on but it's accually not hard at all.

ugh look at that guy he has a charlie.

charlie by charlie toee April 13, 2008

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Charlie

Someone that has a tiny penis, prone to massive over-compensation for this fact e.g. "mine's bigger" and "that's what she said" jokes; obsession with lads magazines i.e. Nuts.
Despite his "attitude" among guys he has a disorder when it comes to the ladies and a 0% success rate.

Example 1:
**charlie has spotted hot girl and approaches**
Charlie: "Would you suck my dick......... please?"

Example 2:
Tour guide:"and on your right is the biggest pillar in all of Rome"
Charlie:"mine's bigger! **smug face**"

Charlie by steelsoldier7 with 30k Gscore January 8, 2010

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Chunky Charlie

The act of taking a dump in your sexual partners mouth.

Guy 1: Dude, I just gave my girl a Stanley Steamer last night

Guy 2: Yeah, well my girl let me give her a chunky charlie after mexican food.

Guy 1: Lucky fucking bastard!

Chunky Charlie by Licksmypo September 4, 2009