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A Blokie is when two or more tradies engage in sexual activities on the job site causing Budget blowouts and missed deadlines within the building industry. A Half Blokie is same trade sex and a Full Blokie inter-trades sex. the most common being between Electricians and site apprentices. Blokies generally only occur during actual work hours, never during smoko breaks and always lead to projects running way past time of completion which is why almost all building jobs are half arsed and require call backs and always run over budget. While the Portaloo is the preferred place to engage in a quick Blokie, anywhere on the job site that is convenient will usually be adequate to be considered a Blokie. A Blokie can only occur on the construction site on the client time and expense and any sexual interaction outside said job site is not considered a Blokie. While all the trades are known to enjoy a quick Blokie, electricians seem to enjoy it the most which is where they got their reputation for being a bit 'Dandy' although so far, that reputation is specific to the South Pacific.
The job is running way behind because the Electrician and the plumber keep disappearing to the portaloo for a quick blokie. This is their third one today and at this rate we are never gonna get any work done.
Hey Johno, fancy a quick blokie?
Blokie by Unas Oculus January 17, 2025
A Blokie is when two or more tradies engage in sexual activities on the job site causing Budget blowouts and missed deadlines within the building industry. A Half Blokie is same trade sex and a Full Blokie inter-trades sex. the most common being between Electricians and site apprentices. Blokies generally only occur during actual work hours, never during smoko breaks and always lead to projects running way past time of completion which is why almost all building jobs are half arsed and require call backs and always run over budget. While the Portaloo is the preferred place to engage in a quick Blokie, anywhere on the job site that is convenient will usually be adequate to be considered a Blokie. A Blokie can only occur on the construction site on the client time and expense and any sexual interaction outside said job site is not considered a Blokie. While all the trades are known to enjoy a quick Blokie, electricians seem to enjoy it the most which is where they got their reputation for being a bit 'Dandy' although so far, that reputation is specific to the South Pacific.
The job is running way behind because the Electrician and the plumber keep disappearing to the portaloo for a quick blokie. This is their third one today and at this rate we are never gonna get any work done.
Hey Johno, fancy a quick blokie?
Blokie by Unas Oculus January 17, 2025
Brodie is the most loyal person in the world. Total golden retriever energy, he’s always there for you when you need a hug or just someone to listen to you rant. He’s the best friend you’ll ever have and if you are lucky enough to get the chance to date a Brodie then you are the luckiest person in the world because you’ve found the partner in crime you’ve been looking for. Brodie, as a partner, brings light to your day every day you see them. Brodie is always up for some fun and will always try to make you smile even when they can’t. Over all, Brodie has the biggest heart of all the people in the world.
Woah! Brodie you’re awesome!
Brodie by Kaz_Waz_Here January 26, 2025

Broke Brain Virus 

A bug that does the opposite of the Woke Brain Virus, making people believe that landowners have the right to violently impose their will on people using the resources of the land the claim to own and that people who oppose the will of people claiming ownership of land should be able to dictate government policy are mentally ill from the Woke Brain Virus and are enemies of the state.
All of the anti-transgender executive orders are the result of the broke brain virus working in President Trump and his base.
A black pookie! It’s like pookie but for Black People!
Damn, I love you po- oops I mean bookie!
Bookie by Creepycuzo February 9, 2025

broke my fridge 

A slang insult suggesting that someone is overweight, implying that their fridge will be broken to prevent them from eating. Used in a mocking or derogatory way.
(#1) "I don't think we can both fit on this couch"
(#2) "Are you calling me fat?

(#2)"Can you believe it? She just broke my fridge"
broke my fridge by Hanboob February 20, 2025