asshole

That person that takes a massive shit in YOUR bathroom then doesn't turn on the fucking fan

that fucking asshole didn't turn on the bathroom fan

by that god damn asshole February 5, 2021

Varnished asshole

Used to describe a terrible smelling object

<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes

by Asspipe April 7, 2009

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016

Asshole

A person who can't stay quiet and has to yell out your name to your crush to expose you to the whole class while you're trying to hide your shameful boner.

"What an asshole"

by Yaboinik92 September 13, 2019

Asshole

Savannah

Savannah is a asshole

by Savvvvvvv March 28, 2020

Asshole

A person who doesn't show feelings or respect for other people. Someone easier to hate than to like. But can also just be used for someone ignorant and careless

You don't even care you cost me $$$ for the damage you did to my Xbox asshole

by Cinnamon jake September 8, 2016