pickled egg

engage in a sexual act of deprived nature

Gillian gave the Drow outside the Bordello a pickled egg after she greeted him warmly.

by LawsOfChaos July 28, 2024

Corned Egg Sandwich

When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.

I'm not hungry for A "wet burrito" I'm already full from Tiffany's "Corned Egg Sandwiches"

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

making egg salad

A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.

Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.

by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015

Queefster egg

When you queef so hard you spontaneously ovulate.

God damn, her stand up routine gave me a queefster egg. Next time we go, I’m gonna have to wear a tampon.

I queefster egged my pants when I realized Joanna & Chip were beards.

by Mouthshart88 February 4, 2018

Mississippi runny eggs

When one commences diarrhea upon an iron skillet, when said skillet has been preheated to a minimum temperature of 300 degrees (Fahrenheit). After being cooked evenly on both sides, the meal is served to one's sexual partner. This can be served as is, or one has the option to incorporate condiments ex. (Seminal fluid, female discharge, etc.).

My husband prepared Mississippi Runny Eggs this morning for me, he's sure getting this cookie tonight.

by painthuffer52 April 9, 2025

Leicester eggs

Scrambled eggs that are slightly runny.

What are you having for breakfast? Want for Leicester eggs?

by Elvaselina December 28, 2020

Eggs

A soft squishy not so bouncy ball. That came from a chicken's booty. Eggs are a chicken's period. Offen made fun of because squidward tentacles sucks them. Exquisite flavor that makes your breakfast 100 times better. Usually great when they are fully cooked. Raw not so much unless you're into that type of stuff. Eggs don't judge. Can transform into a chicken.

You must suck eggs because I smell your filthy mouth from a mile away. Also eggs are cool.

by Huevo buenos February 20, 2020