Turtle Style

Turtle Style is similar to doggy style while having sexual intercourse with a woman but the man balls up and latches on to the girls back, wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.

Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought to improve intimacy. Where the man wears the shell part of the costume and the woman wears the rest of the costume. Intertwining both people as one turtle.

Guy 1: Yo did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I hit that turtle style.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude*turtle noise of appreciation*

by Turt master August 15, 2025

all turtles

to be slow/ fail at something

"Matthew Murillo's life is all turtles"

by Cmoses January 9, 2012

turtle

turtles are better then trees

nikola-GO TREES NO TURTLES
me-*hits him with rock onto his head*

by monkeymmmmm1 November 6, 2020

Bohemian Snapping Turtle

A shot of Blue Curaçao and Melon liqueur

I’ll have a beer and a Bohemian Snapping turtle

by Raphael De la Dictionary June 23, 2019

Turtle Fresh

Turtle fresh is when a man keeps his uncircumcised penis clean.

Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!

by Lexasorouss February 23, 2020

turtle smack

To very slowly smack someone, but to step into it so quick at the end, they get their shit wrecked.

“Ill turtle smack the shit outta you nigga”

by bigjawbreaker December 5, 2017

Turtle

A sea creature that has a cousin called the tortoise. THE TURTLE HAS FLIPPERS NOT FEET
Also they poop out a lot of eggs and only 1 in like 30 of those eggs survive to adulthood

I love turtles

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023