a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

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Get the a fucking mondaymug.

head fuck

someone who is so stupid and retarded it makes you want to curbstomp and blow your own head off

person 1: who is that??

person 2: a head fuck!

by liv oconnor December 5, 2024

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Get the head fuckmug.

Holy moly fuck

Whenever you see a hot man on Pinterest or mommy,

*scrolling on Pinterest and sees a picture of David tennant*

“Holy moly fuck, he’s hot.

by Swifte69 February 17, 2024

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Get the Holy moly fuckmug.

fuck you

It's like, "i hate you." "screw you. " "curse you."

Fuck you, Adam!

by the132guy March 24, 2024

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Get the fuck youmug.

presidential grudge fuck

The systematic identification, indictment and prosecution of any person suspected of harboring opposing counter- party, anti-authoritarian political ideology.

It’s hard to lose at the polls when the threat of a presidential grudge fuck undermines voter election confidence, short-circuits election integrity, supplants established democracy and aligns comfortably with the deranged agenda of other non-democratic sociopathic leaders.

by YAWA November 17, 2023

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