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Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022
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Fuck-up boy

A person characterized by the tendency to squander significant opportunities when engaging with people of interest. This individual, instead of executing a smooth and effective approach, consistently undermines their chances by ruining their initial impression. Consequently, rather than eliciting attraction, they inadvertently repulse the targeted individual. The term encapsulates the notion of self-sabotage in social interactions, hindering the potential for meaningful connections and relationships.
Despite having the chance to impress his crush at the party, John's antics as the fuck-up boy only managed to drive her further away.

Sarah was initially intrigued by Mark's charm, but his behavior as the fuck-up boy during their first date left her uninterested in seeing him again.

Tom's reputation as the office fuck-up boy preceded him, making it challenging for him to be taken seriously in professional settings.

Rather than seizing the opportunity to network with potential investors, Alex's antics as the fuck-up boy at the conference only served to discredit his business acumen.

Lisa had hoped for a promising start with her new coworker, but his consistent behavior as the office fuck-up boy made her reconsider any possibility of collaboration.
by Mohannn January 28, 2024
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Hayy-Fuck

based on the life experiences of Ibn Hayy, a sexual act in which you horribly violate an animal insides after dissecting it while experiencing divine revelations from Allah
wow! I can't believe you just did a Hayy-fuck to that deer - how's Allah doing?
by Ibn Tufayl November 5, 2025
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fuck as fuck

Kind of like funny as fuck but when you're too excited about the joke you forget to spell funny correctly.
That joke was fuck as fuck!
by what-time-is-it April 11, 2022
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fuck n' suck

Fuck the ass and suck the dick. Prevalent in gay sex.
bro i just had some fuck n' suck and IT WAS AMAZING
by BlitzRain July 13, 2022
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we fucking rule

something that geriatrics say to relate to the younger generation
“We fucking rule” , Dad, no one says that. This is the most geriatric thing you’ve ever said
by CFF&JAS September 15, 2025
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