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Emergency Wank

Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.
*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!
by wanking May 11, 2017
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wank stick

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Wanking Island

A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.
I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.
by "Cunting Fuckpump" June 4, 2017
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Wank Tassel

A 'wank tassel' is an individual who pisses you off like a wanker, but is also useful in the same way a nipple tassel is mainly nice to look at.
'James is an absolute wank tassel!'
by kazherine July 3, 2016
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Wanked-Blind

"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."

"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."
by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017
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piss-wank

Someone who is an absolute wanker and a thot. They think they're the best at everything and don't care what any other people think.
Look over there at Archie! He's such a piss-wank
by Whatta Meme May 31, 2018
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Wank Tag

The act of cumming on to a polaroid picture of a femail
Duuuude I totally wank Tagged Jessica last night.
by Plasma Sonico Boom May 17, 2020
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