Donald Trump

The next retarded president
A guy who says China aloy a well

I wish Donald trump was never born

by Hepig November 14, 2016

Donald Trump

An orange crayon trying to relate white white crayons by discriminating all the other colored crayons.

Why is Donald Trump out present elect?

by Clarke December 18, 2016

Trump Dump

When Donald Tweets stupid shit, he is having another Trump dump!

Did you hear about the latest Trump dump? Fake news? That's a nice Trump dump!💩😬

by Farty McFartface November 12, 2018

trump them

(v): to grab an object, usually a (married) woman, by the pussy.

usually followed by "you can do anything"

"I Trump them. You can do anything"
grab them by the pussy
“I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married.”
“I did try and fuck her. She was married.”
“Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

by nutgrapes October 11, 2016

trump or treat

When you insult the person answering the door on Halloween and then deny that you ever said it.

Trick or Treater: (rings doorbell) 'Trump or treat'
Home Owner: Hi, what nice costumes you have
Trick or Treater: Wow, what an ugly hag you are!
Home Owner: ummm… what did call me?
Trick or Treater: I didn't say anything, but thanks for the candy!

by RichterMD October 30, 2018

Take A Trump

To take a MASSIVE, and I mean MASSIVE dump. It usually fills up the whole toilet after you take one.

Harold: Bro what happened

Michael: I had to take a trump last night and it filled up my whole toilet

Harold: Wow.

by BigSmoke40 November 24, 2020

trump eye

When you burn your eyes after look directly at a solar eclipse even though you were warned.

" Don't look at the solar eclipse or you'll get trump eye"

by urbantruther August 21, 2017