Donkey Brittle

Loose, Dry Butthole

i.e "Have you ever dipped your finger in the Donkey Brittle?"

by $taxMade May 27, 2025

Donkey

Shrek’s best friend though he can be annoying at times, he’s a lovable loyal donkey that will attend to all of gamer chad shrek’s needs.

1. Oh my gosh did you see donkey over their.
2. Yeah, I wish I was a chad shrek.

by MiGmanhug December 6, 2021

Donkey

Small girl with a big ass

She's a donkey

by anonymous September 26, 2023

Dirty donkey

The act of putting a donkey in your van and bringing it home and having sexual intercourse with it and your family while making donkey noises and listening to ‘Erika’ whilst a painting of Stalin watches it unfold.

Me and and the family Finna have some dirty donkey when we get home

by Gettin griddy January 26, 2022

donkey punch

A powerful shot in the game of foosball. A donkey punch is performed by striking the ball with any player on the 5-man bar and cleanly knocking the ball into the opponent's goal. Many times, the donkey punch is executed immediately after entering the ball in play though the ball entry port, but this is not a requirement of the shot. A classic donkey punch is usually struck with extremely high force, resulting in a loud and satisfying goal. Victim of the donkey punch feel instant humiliation and suffer from low self-esteem immediately following the shot.

"Did you see that? Clint just whopped that team in foosball. He finished the game with a donkey punch right up the gut."

by tgrbld August 27, 2019

Spun Donkey

The action (s) of being occupied with unimportant tasks, spinning circles, total confusion and achieving no progress related to reality. Commonly associated with recreational drug abuse.

That person looks like a total "Spun Donkey" working on their car at 3 a.m.

by [e-mail] September 21, 2022

donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017