(Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)
Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.
Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.
Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.
Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.
"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."
by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”
Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023

A hat worn by Shuichi Saihara from DanganronpaV3
Extremely aggravating to some people
An emo hat that looks like it was copy and pasted onto each sprite, then adjusted with a perspective tool as needed.
Extremely aggravating to some people
An emo hat that looks like it was copy and pasted onto each sprite, then adjusted with a perspective tool as needed.
Me: oh my gosh it's shuichi!!111!!
My friend: I swear to fucking god that Shuichi's Hat is going to give an aneurysm
My friend: I swear to fucking god that Shuichi's Hat is going to give an aneurysm
by Keni_ii February 24, 2022

Hitting all three of your woman's openings in one sex session. Oral, vaginal, and anal penetration in one session is a "hat trick".
Dude, last night I scored a hat trick on my wife.
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!
by pluperfect1 September 1, 2015

Girl) hey how come your hurting so much today? Rough night or?
Girl2 ) well last night i had sex with billy bob , his dad and thier granpa too
Girl1 ) wow that makes you a hat trick ho in my book great job
Girl2 ) well last night i had sex with billy bob , his dad and thier granpa too
Girl1 ) wow that makes you a hat trick ho in my book great job
by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017

by Hatty hat hat June 15, 2024

a streatchy hat built to contain a large amount of hair, such as dreadlocks or an afro, in a large bulbous shape.
by Todd-I July 19, 2023
