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I was sitting in first hour when my teacher Mr. Gansheroff was passing out grades on our latest test. When he gave me my test, I was apalled. I had an F! Also on the test there was a little note in red ink that said, “See me after class.”

And so, after the bell rang, I went up to Mr. Gansheroff. He just looked at me and said, “Yes?”

“Uh-uh-uh…your note said for me to see you after class?” I stuttered.

“Ah yes. You know…there is one certain way I like to use on especially pretty girls.” He smirked at me and I blushed, gulped, and held my breath. It is true that I have D cup melon boobs, a bubble butt, and an hourglass figure.

W-w-w-what is it?” I asked.

He replied, “Hold on.” He opened his drawer and reached into it. He pulled out a paddle and a freaking vibrator!

I spoke pointing at the vibrator, “Is that…”

“Don’t worry,” Mr. Gansheroff interrupted. “ I don’t have a 2nd or 3rd hour.”

“That…wasn’t what I was asking. I was asking is that vibrator.”

“Oh yeah.”

I blankly stared at the vibrator. Before I knew it, Mr. Gansheroff slammed me up against the wall by the neck and started kissing me real hard with his tongue all the way down my throat. I was actually aroused. I decided to see how far I can get my tongue in his mouth.
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Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.

Just like math!
"Lets have sex baby"

"Alright babe! Just a few rules..."

"What?"

"Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs ;)"

"Ahhhh.... ;) - I just hope we don't multiply 💀"
Sex by i.like.cats December 11, 2023
The Latin prefix that means 6.
Sextuplets means 6 babies.
Sextillion is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, or 10 to the power of 21, which is 3 + 3 * 6.
Sex is another meaning of 6 basically.
When a mommy and daddy love each other veeeeery much…
Random Guy: I had sex with your mom
You: WHAT
Sex by Femboywithafatass January 7, 2024
Oral sex: penis in mouth, vagina in mouth, 69

Anal sex: penis in butthole, dildo in butthole

Vaginal sex: penis in vagina, dildo in vagina

Hand sex: vagina being fingered, handjob, butthole being fingered

Boob sex: licking nipples, shoving face in boobs, sliding penis in between boobs.
Jessica sucked Malcom’s dick. Then Malcom ate Jessica out. Then they 69ed.

Jessica hated the taste of Malcom’s dick so much that she had to take him from behind. First She shaved a dildo up her ass so that she would be ready. Then Malcom gave her anal.

Jessica had gotten over the trauma that came with giving head and she rode Malcom’s dick. Once he exited her vagina, she stuck a dildo up there because she missed the feeling.

Malcom dramatically ripped the dildo out and started fingering Jessica. He took his other hand and started fingering her asshole. She was so surprised that she accidentally tripped and fell and gave him a handjob.

Jessica decided that now that they had been having sex for 5 hours, she should take off her sweater. She accidentally took off the t-shirt underneath it as well. She forgot to wear a bra that day, but jut said “fuck it” and stuck Malcom’s face in her tits. He started licking her nipples because they were purple and his favorite flavor was grape. They weren’t actually gray flavored, though, so he jerked back and accidentally stuck his dick between Jessica’s boobs. Malcom’ dick got stuck in her boobs, so Jessica had to keep pulling backwards ti get in unstuck. Malcom realized that he was gay, and Jessica realized that she was a lesbian because they were both so unattracted to each other. They finally separated themselves and got dressed. They haven’t talked in 30 years and Malcom killed himself. Jessica has a wife and 3 kids.
Sex by Fuckyounotinthatway January 14, 2024