exorcist piss

when you take a piss so long, it is as if you are expelling demons from your body.

"Bro what took so long? You were in there for 4 minutes, I thought you had to take a piss."

"I had an exorcist piss, bro"

by jimmyc27 February 14, 2012

Spicy Piss

When your piss has a distinct burning sensation...probably from gonorrhea.

"Man, i got that spicy piss."

"Damn, I told you you shouldnt have slept with that hooker."

by Gamez November 23, 2009

Piss Hanger

When you shake your penis after pissing but there will always be one drop remaining.

Rob: Don't tell me you had a shit in there.

Dan: I didn't! It was just a massive piss hanger.

by Maple P Story May 12, 2013

piss flaps

a person who maybe under the influence of alcohol or other illicit drugs
outputs a barrage of nonsensical words and/or sentences

agrepy drongtheness chips

by Chris Pfeiffer November 4, 2004

Can of piss

Cheap domestic pale lager in aluminum cans like Budweiser, Coors, Miller, Natural Ice, Pabst Blue Ribbon. Bland, tasteless, and often referred to as piss water hence the name can of piss. These beers can be associated with lame hipsters, dumb girls, and cheap people in general. They can usually be seen in bulk packs at parties used for beer pong.

All in all just horrible, nut up and invest your money on Ales, I.P.A.s, Stouts, or Craft beer.

Person 1: "Hey dude, beer me!"

Person 2: "Sorry bro all I've got is the left over can of piss from my younger brother's party from last night."

Person 1: ".. Never mind."

by mrjonnyringo72 October 17, 2011

pissed off

To clean an object using urine, and a high pressured penis

They were so full of shit, they had to be pissed off.

by Anglothang December 27, 2009

piss breath

A dirty teenager that goes by the name of James Goodman. Has the most vile smelling breath that mankind has ever known. Is also a filthy, sweaty cunt.

Goody, what have we told you about breathing near us.
Excuse me sir, we need to take a breath test, we believe that you are under the influence of drink while driving, oh yeah, your also a filthy cunt.

by James Goodman January 12, 2004