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hoe ass

A very rude ugly annoying person. Can refer to a male or female. In most cases a hoe ass is a little bitch who you want to inflict pain towards
by Yomama567782 September 22, 2020
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Ass Daps

The act of one individual applying a light punching motion upon a butt plug to another individual, thus resembling the motion of one person giving "respect knuckles" ("Daps")!!
Erik gave his butt-boy Christian ass daps while in the midst of passionate foreplay!!
by RNJDC March 22, 2009
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ass tips

Ass tips are also know as an alternative for a douche or butt plug.
1. Hey could you grab those ass tips and help me clean out my ass hole.
by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014
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Ass Kerplunk

When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.
Anyone for ass kerplunk, i got some malteasers left over from christmas...
by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008
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bat ass

Only the hottest of the hot ass. Only bats can have something so tasty.
Damn Bianca has on bat ass🍑😍🔥🔥
by AnthonyM27 January 8, 2017
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ass-ton

An absurd amount of some thing, in a normal context. Specifically: 5x more than what would be considered "a lot" in that context.
"Dude, I want like, 30 hotdogs."

- "Dude, that's an ass-ton of hotdogs."

("A lot" of hotdogs would be 6.
6 x 5 = 30 hotdogs)
by for no reason June 20, 2014
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Ass Comics

Me: Hey, Tim, aren't you tired of banging the same Old Lady all the time?

Tim: Nah, if I get bored, I flip her over and read the ass comics.
by ML415 December 14, 2010
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