Megalodon fucked

When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you

"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"

by MegalodonM8 August 19, 2015

tickle fickle

When you play with a girls clitoris

Me and Nancy had a tickle fickle.

by Mopme January 19, 2016

Right fucked tonight

A phrase you tell you buddies after buying liquor. Wanting to take the night to a next level of drunkness. Doing a whole lot of shit that would be stupid to do while sober.

Joey: "Stef , you were right fucked tonight. You frigging stole his booze, his smokes, and his dog."

Stef: " I was drunk. What do you expect. we bought a 60oz of vodka."

by Right fucked tonight April 23, 2016

Snack fucked

When all of the best snacks in your house have mysteriously disappeared leaving you with wasa crackers and dried up baby carrots.

Nicki frantically searched the refrigerator for the hummus only to realize she had been snack fucked by Kevin.

by Nicki&jill October 14, 2016

God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"

Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro

by Renegade69 July 25, 2016

cloud fucked

When Anthony Weiner's emails get synced from the cloud and you lose a Presidential election because of it

Wow, I was going to be President, until I got cloud fucked.

by Six_Flags_Kid_NC November 14, 2016

bottle fucked

Bottle fucked is a fetish for people who like having bottles stock up their ass such as a shampoo bottle the conditioner bottle pop bottle and most commonly a hairspray bottle

Let's get bottle fucked

by Heyplipplop January 4, 2017