Fat mini-van driver

1. Often a fat chick behind the wheel of an SUV or better known as a mini-van
2. A very dangerous and lazy driver often seen cutting people off and driving others off the road while snacking on a bucket of Hungry bucket chicken and a box of donuts

Damn look at the fat chick drivin while eatin that... oh SH#*@ look the F*** out shes coming right for us! (car screeches by) damn I told you to take the down that stupid sign! (sign reads: ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!)

Fat mini-van driver by MK March 20, 2005

fat quad 

a fat quad is a quarter ounce of bud...instead of just 7 grams its 7.5 or 8 grams

Man this some good shit its 45 bucks for a fat quad

fat quad by Wes smith July 5, 2006

fat delichick fuck 

when you're in line for a sandwich, and instead of the cutie with the big tits, you get the fat, grouchy bitch who makes you a sorry, half-assed sandwich that sucks.

Sorry Uncle Donald, but this sandwich blows 'cuz I got the fat delichick fuck at Vons.

fat delichick fuck by Howie Capone November 3, 2008

fat man pants

tracksuit bottoms with elasticated waists, designed for the more overweight. they are popular in ireland with knackers, and D4s, who wear them stuffed into Ugg boots or Dubes.

Knacker: Alri anto, nice fat man pants ya got on der
Anto: Fuck off ya bleedin homo
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D4 1: Oh ma god babes, totally got myself a pair of fat man pants yesterday.
D4 2: ooooh babes! where?
D4 2: im too embarrassed to say babes. its like a total fucking descent into lower class. but there is a recession on..
D4 1: where did you get them babes?
D4 2: *blushes* Dunnes Stores.

fat man pants by fatmanpants December 9, 2008

Fat Cock 

My current girlfriend said that she dated Shroud from the way back, she said that he has a fat cock. I broke up with her, because I can't fill that "hole", I cannot carryout the thought that my dick has to go through such underground chamber, the size is comparable to the Hang Son Doong, (the largest cave in the world) but bigger...

Word on the street that shroud has a fat cock. Rain drop. Drop top. Shrouds fat cock.

Fat Cock by Nigward483 April 15, 2019

Fat Ben 

Fat Ben is the extremely fat guy in the movie Fat Ben (1987). He lives a life of rejection and dies a virgin, however when he is reborn as an unfat person he turns out to be homosexual and lives another life of rejection but not so much virginity.

Fat Ben spent all his money on a Burger.

Fat Ben by guerilla_gorilla May 22, 2009

Fat Ass

Someone with a very wide region for their ass to occupy in the world. They are usally made fun of their big ass

ass
region

"Hey Fat Ass! Don't down, your big ass might break it!"

Fat Ass by UrbanTeen May 3, 2006