Fuck Count 

One's number of people they have slept with. A shorter and easier way to say "the number of people I've slept with".

Josh, "My fuck count's at 4."
Seb, "Damn! My fuck count is at 5 this week alone!"
Vicky, "I lost track of my fuck count at 18."

Fuck Count by psebq June 24, 2009

Fuck Wave 

1) Verb: Generally accepted method for No strings attached booty call sex exit procedures with less than attractive sexual partners

That bitch wasn't hot, but I did her anyway and gave her the fuck wave on the way out.

Fuck Wave by DemonhedMattsk April 18, 2010

fuck you screen

the "privacy" screen that people put on their blackberries so people can not see what they are doing, or writing to people. it is called this because it is just a huge fuck you to the other people around you.

Greg: Yo what're you saying to that girl? Oh right I can't see because you have a fuck you screen on. Asshole.

fuck you screen by marieguana August 14, 2010

fuck yo cheese 

The most offensive thing you can say to someone

Chris: Nigga your shoes are ugly. Johnston: These penny loafers, fuck yo cheese

fuck yo cheese by CJ-BP December 3, 2011

fuck you i'm spider man 

The Ultimate excuse for everything. Found with the 60's Spider Man Meme. Use as an excuse for EVERYTHING! son, go clean your room. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! Go do the dishes. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! so on and so forth.

"FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN!!!!!"

fuck you i'm spider man by BariBro1243 November 6, 2014

fuck twilight 

This refers to the general sentiment of the overwhelming majority in regards to the 'Twilight' franchise, including the novels, movies, and even fanfictions and fanarts. This sentiment is well justified in that the books are abysmal, the movies are a disgrace, and the fanbase is rabid at best. Hence the term, 'fuck twilight'.

"At least it isn't Twilight."
"Man, fuck Twilight."
"Agreed."

fuck twilight by Diablos Ex Machina July 25, 2016

Fuck me right in the ass hole 

A fucking amazing frase that only funny as fuck people use. Meaning you want someone to fuck you right in the ass hole. No shit...💩

"Oh fuck me right in the ass hole"

Fuck me right in the ass hole by fuck me right in the ass hole July 20, 2016