boy bands

I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."

Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!

by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004

Pajama Boy

An insufferable Man-Child. About as threatening as Michael Cera and so nerdy he could guest-host on an unwatched MSNBC show. The purpose of Pajama Boy is not to get people to buy health insurance, but to get a rise out of more powerful personas.

Pajama Boy is an insufferable Man-Child probably reading The Bell Jar and looking forward to a hearty Christmas meal of stuffed tofurkey. If he has anything to say about it, Obamacare enrollments will spike in the next few weeks in Williamsburg and Ann Arbor.

by nobody79 June 2, 2016

Magical Boy

Similar to a Magical Girl in anime, but they are traditonally seen as supporters to help the Magical Girl(s) combat evil.

Tuxedo Mask (Sailor Moon)
Li Shaolan (Cardcaptor Sakura)

by Kiliminjaro July 8, 2005

boy-cut

A boy cut is a girl with really short hair. Like a boy. Hence, Boy cut!

Omg, look at how short her hair is!

I know, she went and got a boy-cut on Tuesday.

by No-body! Ha! July 22, 2007

Boonie Boys

The collective term for a group of lads smoking cigarettes or Boonie's, from which this word originates.

'look at you big bunch of boonie boys smoking boonies.'

and 'look at us... a bunch of boonies boys'

by Duckcave September 16, 2007

Bugel Boy

A sexual move that was created and perfected in the Jersey shore area. It is when a male craps into a condom, then ties the condom off, effectively making a dildo with human feces. The male then proceeds to dildo a female with the crap-filled condom.

I took a shit and then gave my girlfriend the ol' Bugel Boy.

by CranHigh June 2, 2008

Flex Boy

A skinny boy who works out constantly but doesn't get results, so he begins to flex 24/7 in order to appear buff and muscular. Flex Boys usually think they are very handsome and have a tendency to look at themselves in the mirror whenever they have the chance. Never become a flex boy, try to get results through working hard instead.

- "Oh my god, why is Cristobal flexing all the time?"
- " He must be a Flex Boy."

by fermontenegro16 April 2, 2015