freindly uncle

an uncle that seems nice but fucks you instead

i need to escape from my freindly uncle

by daddys yeeter June 11, 2018

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018

Ur uncle bisexual

Roast: worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined

Little Boy: Ur mom gay
Big Boy: Ur dad lesbian
Little Boy: *chokes coughs almost faints* wel uhhh ur uncle bisexual
Big Boy: *ded*

by Bosaboy51 May 10, 2018

ur uncle a lesbo

An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.

John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo

*johns penis evaporates*

by JOHN THE NIGGA March 14, 2018

Ur Uncle Normie Non Conformie

The peak of all insults, 20 times more effective than Ur Grandpap a Trap and Ur Granny Tranny.

"Ur Mom Gay"

"Ur Dad Lesbian"

"Ur Granny Tranny"

"Ur Grandpap a Trap"

"Ur Uncle Normie Non Conformie"...

A new universe is created and we surpass alien life.

by Woxie May 10, 2018

your uncle trap

Far worse than ur mum gay and ur dad lesbian

13 year old 1: “ur mum gay”
13 year old 2: “no u”
13 year old 1: “your uncle trap”
13 year old 2: *crying*

by mlp king March 15, 2018

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk May 11, 2018