doodle twat

When you masterbate with a marker and the cap is off.
If you can't get laid just doodle twat.
by Ladyslay71 December 09, 2017
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TWAT

wow well shes a twat
by avarae shonk November 19, 2017
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Twat

Ben:Jake did you do your homework?
Jake:No i don't know what 1+1 is
Ben:Jake you're a twat
by B3nMi113r061999 February 07, 2019
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Twat

1, a pregnant fish
2, to hit very hard
3, a vagina
4, an insult.

Someone can also be "twatted" meaning extremely drunk.
1," a twat has just given birth."
2, "I'm going to twat you in a minute!"
3, "she had a lovely twat."
4, "you are a complete twat."
by Ivy Norma Stitts November 12, 2019
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Twat

Katie is a twat
by CheekyCheeseGrater November 06, 2022
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Twat

Somebody who goes out of their way to be an ignorant piece of shit and otherwise a jackass towards people he or she doesn’t share the same views and opinions with
Black lives matter ! “

“Actually , all lives matter “

“Alright twat bag can you shut your fat gob for one bloody minute and except the fact that white people aren’t at the epicentre of the universe for a split second in history !”
by Peachesandcinnimon June 08, 2020
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Tweet-twat

A female who twitters hateful, or drama causing statements on the Twitter network.
Sheila is such a tweet-twat she is always talking shit on my page.
by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010
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