French starfish

When you and your partner spread your butt cheeks and touch anuses in a circular motion.

I walked in on my mom and dad doing the French starfish and was scarred for life. I can still smell it

by cdbruce August 19, 2023

French Helicopter

When you shove a baguette up your butt

Yo she hit me with that French helicopter last night. I started screaming in French. I don’t even know French

by anonymous October 2, 2021

french dullup

crazy joke that means the man love you so much
you know french man-to-man
you left with a tasty french dullup

The crazy lesbian give the two man 5 michelin star she get the beautiful cream top french dullup, WoW!

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025

french bacon

french bacon is a form of bacon produced by the french pigs.

Hey, is that french bacon??
you know it is bro!!

by Calamari0 May 6, 2022

French

The language you use when you want to make someone know that you think you are a posh twat and is better than you in every way. It is repulsive and considered a sin to even say the word "French" in a church,catherdral or any holy place( doesn't matter which religion) It is also common courtesy not to speak any french in any place as you have now become a burden upon society

Judge: You have been charged of being French, how do you plead?
French Person: Guilty

by JohannIsn'tMyName January 27, 2021

French Wall Sit

When one person takes a seated position with their back pushed against a wall much like the "wall sit" exercise position. A second person will then press there ass against the first individuals face, pinning their head against the wall. Then, with as much force as person two can muster, shit into the face of person one.

Don't work out in front of Jason, he'll give you a French wall sit.

by Gloopin the Hun July 26, 2020

French fries

Lies

Stop throwing “French fries” at me , throwing “Frenchies”

by [e-mail] December 3, 2022