French Piñata

When you execute a member of the monarchy by hanging, and then hit with an axe.
French Piñata's were a very popular birthday tradition during the Revolution of 1789.
by Kim Jin Un April 02, 2024
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friendly frenching

Friendly Frenching:

Similar to "Friendly Fire"...
When you french kiss a person by accident.
Before she knew what was happening, she found herself kissing him passionately. "oh my god, what have I done?!!" She had been caught in the line of "Friendly Frenching"

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by pandorasbox April 04, 2014
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French Barracuda

When 2 gay men are having intercourse facing a wall with a suction cup dildo built into it and the man giving has a dick similar to a barracuda and the man receiving is getting it so hard that he is forced to bite down on the dildo to cope with the pain, like eating a French baguette.
Tim went to the back room and gave Dave a French Barracuda.
by VscoManOfGaming November 06, 2020
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French Barracuda

When to men are having gay sex with dicks similar to barracudas in front of a wall mounted dildo and the receiver is getting it so hard they are forced to bite down on the dildo to relieve the pain, similar to a French person eating a full baguette.
Tim went to the backroom to give Allen the French Barracuda.
by VscoManOfGaming November 06, 2020
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French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions
Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok
by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019
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French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.
Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!
by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024
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french truffle

The act of shitting repeatedly into a box over a period of time with the intentions of giving it to a family member as a present for the holidays.
I gave my brother a french truffle for Christmas because he pissed me off.
by JP Schlong January 05, 2014
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