Sam

A mastermind intellect in the art of anal self insertion.

“He’s got his cock in a wollop!”

“That’s not a he, that’s Sam”

by anonymous August 26, 2023

Sam

a true theatre kid

Sam is such a good actor and singer. He is such a true theatre kid.

by simplyjaz August 31, 2023

Sam Seluk

The future 2026 Mr. Olimpia and world's #1 life coach

James: "You watch Sam Seluk?"
Donny: "YOUR FUCKING RIGHT I DO, BROTHER, YOU WANNA TAKE SOME TREN LATER???"
James: "UM, YEAH LETS FUCKING GO DUDE!!!"

by ZyzzFanatic16 September 13, 2023

Sam Nombe

Legend of Exeter City and yet went to Rotherham somehow a bigger shithole then Exeter, forever a Grecian 🤍❤️

Did you see Super Sam Nombes goal the other day, yeah it was amazing what a guy shame he’s gone to Rotherham

by Footy7 September 17, 2023

Sam Gunstone

Just another name for someone who likes committing homosexual acts with another man's biceps, “guns”.

That man has such big guns, I'm going to pull a Sam Gunstone

by The Guy Who Names September 29, 2023

Uncle Sam Special

While giving a person anal, you rob their pockets of all their money.

I gave her the old uncle sam special.

by Plutarchheavensbee62 October 2, 2023

Sam Bortnick

A Sam Bortnick is a man who will haunt your memories for years after meeting him. 1 minute he's your wildest dream, and the next he's your worst nightmare. You're probably lucky to have him in your life but only if he cares about you. I'm just ranting at this point but hey probably better to publish emotions on urban dictionary than act like a clingy stalker hoe on social media. Sam Bortnicks are wild bewitching entities with the capability to make one's girlhood tremble. The kind of guy you will always wish you were able to make it work with, but at the end of the day, your family will probably hate him.

Sam bortnick is unlike any person I've ever met.

by $skaterboi$ October 4, 2023