piss farter

1. n. The stately gentlemen at the urinal, most often with one hand on the wall for support, who drops ass whilst urinating. To deftly accomplish the act of cutting the cheese while draining the lizard.

Guy 1: Man, I was in the shitter a minute ago, and this old boy must of shit himself while pissing it was so gross. He was one epic piss farter.

Guy 2: Did he have his hand on the wall to hold up his huge dork?

Guy 1: Did you ever see a piss farter that didn't?

by Doc Guitar November 2, 2014

Piss Parlor

A men's restroom; a row of urinals in a bathroom

Guy 1: Hey dude I'll be right back.

Guy 2: Where you goin'?

Guy 1: I going to visit the piss parlor.

Guy 2: Oh ok.

by Shrimpman April 7, 2011

antler piss

something that taste absolutely foul or disgusting can also be said out of anger a subsitute for( noncence )or( bullshit)

hey joey that miester brau taste like antler piss! or hey thats not right you got shafted thats antler piss,i

by Slab shifty January 8, 2011

piss flaps

a person who maybe under the influence of alcohol or other illicit drugs
outputs a barrage of nonsensical words and/or sentences

agrepy drongtheness chips

by Chris Pfeiffer November 4, 2004

Can of piss

Cheap domestic pale lager in aluminum cans like Budweiser, Coors, Miller, Natural Ice, Pabst Blue Ribbon. Bland, tasteless, and often referred to as piss water hence the name can of piss. These beers can be associated with lame hipsters, dumb girls, and cheap people in general. They can usually be seen in bulk packs at parties used for beer pong.

All in all just horrible, nut up and invest your money on Ales, I.P.A.s, Stouts, or Craft beer.

Person 1: "Hey dude, beer me!"

Person 2: "Sorry bro all I've got is the left over can of piss from my younger brother's party from last night."

Person 1: ".. Never mind."

by mrjonnyringo72 October 17, 2011

pissed off

To clean an object using urine, and a high pressured penis

They were so full of shit, they had to be pissed off.

by Anglothang December 27, 2009

piss breath

A dirty teenager that goes by the name of James Goodman. Has the most vile smelling breath that mankind has ever known. Is also a filthy, sweaty cunt.

Goody, what have we told you about breathing near us.
Excuse me sir, we need to take a breath test, we believe that you are under the influence of drink while driving, oh yeah, your also a filthy cunt.

by James Goodman January 12, 2004