Job off

Job off as to Apple products as Jack off to pornography

"Dude, I am totally going to Job Off over Siri tonight"
"SIRI, Job me off......"
"Psycotherapists can be found at the following......"

by damaxta November 29, 2011

Get off

When somebody is throwing shade directly at you while talking to you and you or someone else notices and mentions it to that person

You: My hair has a lot of shrinkage when it gets wet

Person: Yeah i know it shrinks a lot like real short

You: You tryna say my hair skeet, you tryna get off

by Rih Periodt March 25, 2019

fahk off

A phrase used by those who are slightly on the stranger side as they don't just say "fuck off" but instead must resort to "fahk off". It can be seen as a less harsh version and may be used in times of stress.

Julian: Have you remembered your French?
Oriane: I still can't remember so just fahk off!
Julian: Jeez I was only asking :(

by FahkOffSquad February 13, 2015

Bauer-Off

To masturbate.

"Yo dude what are you up to for the night?"

"I think I'm gonna shower, Bauer, then start drinking."

"Come on, always Bauer-Off before the shower."

"Yeah, you're right."

by Mellamokyle April 14, 2009

wake-off

1. The action of being awoken via hand job, provided by an impartial observer.

2. The process by which a stranger or friend tugs you awake.

3. Waking up to find you've successfully performed a sleep beat. See sleep beat.

I told her I had to get up early for work, and was pleasantly surprised by a morning wake-off.

by Blackknight2011 May 25, 2011

Jacking Off

When a man who looks like their name is Jack. Just goes off on someone when they are really mad. And puts their hand into a fist and starts shaking it with rage.

Bro I think Jack is about to start Jacking Off.

by VerticalCouchLVR May 24, 2021

blasting off

another word for jacking off

henry was in the bathroom for a long time. i bet he was blasting off

by plasticbaglover March 13, 2019