boy bands

I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."

Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!

by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004

Pajama Boy

An insufferable Man-Child. About as threatening as Michael Cera and so nerdy he could guest-host on an unwatched MSNBC show. The purpose of Pajama Boy is not to get people to buy health insurance, but to get a rise out of more powerful personas.

Pajama Boy is an insufferable Man-Child probably reading The Bell Jar and looking forward to a hearty Christmas meal of stuffed tofurkey. If he has anything to say about it, Obamacare enrollments will spike in the next few weeks in Williamsburg and Ann Arbor.

by nobody79 June 2, 2016

Bean Boy

Sculptor Anish Kapoor. He created the "Bean" Sculpture in Chicago, Illinois, USA. He is known for licensing "Vantablack", known as the world's blackest black pigment. He's disrespected in the art community for him holding the rights to Vantablack and making sure that no other artist gets it. Fuck Anish Kapoor.

*Anish Kapoor uploads a photo on instagram* Ok, Bean Boy.

by Peenusboi September 14, 2020

Flex Boy

A skinny boy who works out constantly but doesn't get results, so he begins to flex 24/7 in order to appear buff and muscular. Flex Boys usually think they are very handsome and have a tendency to look at themselves in the mirror whenever they have the chance. Never become a flex boy, try to get results through working hard instead.

- "Oh my god, why is Cristobal flexing all the time?"
- " He must be a Flex Boy."

by fermontenegro16 April 2, 2015

Boonie Boys

The collective term for a group of lads smoking cigarettes or Boonie's, from which this word originates.

'look at you big bunch of boonie boys smoking boonies.'

and 'look at us... a bunch of boonies boys'

by Duckcave September 16, 2007

poor boying it

Walking. Lacking other modes of transportation. Usually referencing a lack of funds.

You pitchin' in for gas?...
No!!!...
Guess you'll be po' boyin it then.
See ya, loser.

by curtisjlowe April 2, 2004

Ketchup boy

A ketchup boy (or girl) is someone who lacks a sophisticated and/or well rounded palate. This person prefers the most basic of condiments, ketchup, above all other condiments.

Naw, Sean won't try that new restaurant; he's such a ketchup boy there's nothing on the menu he'd try.

by JediJake November 26, 2016