Michael Jordan 

In todays NBA, you have superstars for every team that take all the shots. Ray Allen for Seattle, Kobe for LA, Pierce for Boston, Wade for Miami, ect. and Jordan made it that way. He turned a TEAM game into a battle of the superstars. No longer is it Los Angeles Lakers vs. Dallas Mavericks it's Kobe Bryant versus Dirk Nowitzki. Jordan ruined the NBA. He created some sort of false "god-like" feeling with NBA players and it's ruing the NBA.

HE'S OVERATED and in no way shape or form the greatest ever.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the all-time leader in points, MVP Awards, second all-time leader in blocks, 3rd all-time leader in rebounds, 8th all-time leader in Field Goal %, and is tied with Michael Jordan for most championships won by an NBA player, why is he not the greatest basketball player of all tiem? Because everyone loves riding Jordan balls about everything. He was a great player, but the BEST EVER!? No way!

Michael Jordan by Go Backz December 4, 2006

Michael Phelps 

an amazing swimmer who won eight straight olympic medals in 2008. fantastic almost supernatural swimmer and the number one olympian of all time

"i love michael phelps! his swimmer body is ROCKING"

Michael Phelps by CHLO CHLO CHLOERZ October 13, 2008

Michael Afton 

He'll murder you and your family and put you in a fur suit

Michael Afton Murded cassidy.

Michael Afton by CadetBluePaper April 20, 2022

Michael Knowles 

A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.

Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.

Michael Knowles by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

Michael Vick

The greatest quarterback of all time, enough said.

Peyton Manning: Hey Tom, you see that 86 yard completion Michael Vick had on Sunday?
Tom Brady: I sure did, man he has a cannon! But put aside his utterly resilient throwing arm for a second and admire his agility.
Peyton Manning: The defense is...defenseless, Tom. No pun intended.
Tom Brady:(haha) Right you are Peyton, right you are.

Michael Vick by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

Michael Nÿkamp 

A creative director and designer who is a fantastic individual and highly enjoyable to work with. He demonstrates a mastery of design knowledge through software and technology. His skill, combined with his light-hearted personality and easy-going nature makes even the tightest deadlines feel less hectic.

He believes in excellence, innovation, creativity, hard work, simple but compelling solutions, honesty, dedicated to producing the highest level of quality, fostering good relationships with clients and having lots of fun.

That Michael Nÿkamp sure knows how to design

Michael Nÿkamp by mkndesign March 15, 2010

michael j fox hole 

An individual who has the allure of a nice person, but is a bit shaky when you get to know them.

Man, that guy is a real Michael J Fox Hole.

michael j fox hole by TheGuyWhoMadeAWord January 11, 2014