Joe Namath 

Ridiculously overrated New York Jets quarterback.

New Yorker: Man, we need Joe Namath back in here.
Person with actual knowledge of NFL: Chad Pennington is probably better than his sorry ass.

Joe Namath by Some dude from Yonkers October 3, 2005

Joe Fish 

An altered version of the game go fish. The game consists of 2 or more men and a deck of cards. They then shuffle the cards and divide them out evenly. ( Note though that for groups of more than 4 men, 2 or more decks may be required). They then shove half of their playing cards up their anus, being careful not to peek at their opponents cards. They then stand in a semi-squatting, or if they chose, completely prone position. Next an opponent is chosen, and one player asks the other for a certain card. If the opponent does not have the card, then the requester must insert his arm into the opponent's anus and dig, or "Excavate" for a card. If the requested card is found then he wins a point. If not, then he may choose to continue asking the current opponent for cards, or choose another opponent. The game ends when all cards have been "Excavated".

"Hey Paul, do you have an ace?". "No Tom, I don't. Joe Fish, baby!!"

Joe Fish by Joe Fish Is A Gay Game To Play. August 12, 2004

Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo Popsicle Dick 

noun- Joe Burrow's phallus dipped in a Yoo-hoo chocolate drink, then frozen to form a popsicle

Guy 1: Will, you would probably suck Joe Burrow's dick.
Will: No, I would not!
Guy 2: You'd probably dip his dick in Yoo-hoo and freeze it to make a Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo popsicle dick. And you'd suck that bitch till it melts.

Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo Popsicle Dick by Twhiddy December 5, 2021

Joe McCarthy

Joe McCarthy is practical terms means a "Melt",

Guy 1: Hey man you coming out today?

Guy 2 nah man i ant sorry iv got a thing to do

Guy 1: Man your such a Joe McCarthy

Joe McCarthy by albyjfairfield March 15, 2011

Joe Bidened

To be touched inappropriately by someone with political power.

Jerry: He man you know Becky, apparently she got Joe Bidened.

Joe Bidened by Linked Carts October 29, 2020

joe wright

dush bag

wow...look at joe wright. hes a real dush bag.

joe wright by Dr.Strangel0ve46 March 22, 2009

Joe McAwesome 

A name given to those who are born with the birth name of Joseph (or some variation of that) but exceed beyond the spectrum of a mortal man. He must be awesome concentrate.

Before we engaged in sexual intercourse I though he was just another Joe, I now know that he is indeed a Joe McAwesome.

Joe McAwesome has a license to kill, drive, hunt, fish and abort a fetus in the second or third trimester.

Joe McAwesome by Joe McAwesome December 25, 2008