Curb Cunt

A disposable bitch. Trash that is not worthy to be in your hand while you search for proper disposal so you throw it to the curb. Less worth than a magnificent cunt or regular cunt, curb cunt is at the bottom

Jordan and Dennis wouldn't shut the fuck up those curb cunts.

by Jimmsters July 12, 2017

cunt spaghetti

A girls period

I went down on her and she had that Cunt Spaghetti all over her thighs!

by cubercub August 15, 2017

Crumpet cunt

Sticking a buttery biscuit in ur cunt and leaving it there till it goes mushy

Oh wait r u crumpet cunting to Nick crompton

by Holocaust 2 August 23, 2017

Cunt licker

Someone who starts cunnilingus or licking of the vagina and when the female is about to climax/cum the guy/girl stops. Also an insult

Let me guess. You are getting a divorce for an accidental cunt licking.
Fucking cunt licker!

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

Shit cunt

Opposite of a sick cunt. A shit cunt is someone who is the absolute living scum of the earth; someone you would gladly push in front of a train without even being paid. From that one prick who always scabs the last chips without asking, to Dazza from up the road who comes around uninvited and gets piss drunk on all your beer every friday arvo before passing out in the middle of your front yard, all the way down to the two fuckwads who set up your entire class to fail an exam because they aren't capable of doing better than anyone else; they're all shit cunts.

Person 1: I can't believe half the legal class failed the exam what a joke
Person 2: yeah it's because these two fuckwits put up all the wrong notes on the FB chat so everyone else would fail.
Person 1: What a pair of shit cunts

by NuggBorger June 17, 2018

Cunt maestro

A cunt maestro is a guy who acts nice to every girl he sees but once he gets to know the girl he changes colours and shows what a cunt he really is

I thought that guy was really caring and kind but no he a cunt maestro he was messi g me and my mate about dick

by Sex vibe July 18, 2018

mass cunting

The act when a group of friends in a bar simultaneously text the word "cunt " to an absent member of the group. The result is the absent person receives a large number of SMS messages at the same time. Usually the absent person is felt to have a poor reason not to be present

Richard did not come to the pub because he was meeting his mother in law , so after a few beers and smedders we decided a mass cunting was in order , leading to much amusement or embarrassment depending who you were

by The smedders wrestler July 25, 2018