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Asshole

A person lacking intellectual depth. This particular definition stems from the Philadelphia and surrounding areas.
Are you some kinda asshole?
by YardbirdTuna February 13, 2021
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Assholeish

A person who is trying to be right but is still an asshole.
That police officers wants to be assholeish, gaving me a ticket for not wearing shoes while driving!
by Meowmyamyau February 13, 2021
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Asshole Tax

He used an Asshole Tax to break his jaw.
by meatbeans February 18, 2021
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asshole

by ur local dumhead February 23, 2021
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AssWhore

A person that has had so much anal sex, they require fisting to fill themselves up. They leak and wear a diaper, if available.
Your dripping through your slacks, AssWhore.
by TheTermANator February 26, 2021
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Asshole bomb

When you produce large amounts of horse shit in your body and you can’t make it to the bathroom so your asshole explodes and shit goes on the wall
Wow katie had an asshole bomb the other day
by PBI69420 February 26, 2021
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Assholetage

Assholetage: when you tell someone only part of a story on purpose so they can jump to conclusions and criticize someone. Then complete the story after their fuct up remarks, thus, making them out to be an utterly and complete asshole.
Friend: Did you hear about that girl, she got COVID vaccine claiming she’s her daughters teacher.

Me: What a bitch! She just cut in front of everyone with some bullshit. She should wait like everyone else.

Friend: But she really is a teacher though. She teaches for an elementary on zoom.

Me: You fucker! You assholetaged me.
by Mauricio Beto March 2, 2021
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