Dumb Fuck

The act to where you're acting so stupid that you start doin dumb shit.

This nigga Charles pooted in this girl face, he actin' like a dumb fuck!

by BeastMode40 November 30, 2017

you selfish fuck

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.

person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.

by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

son of a fuck bitch

A term used under complete agitation. Usually aimed towards uncooperative people or livestock.

Do you understand English you son of a fuck bitch? Move you shit fuckin son of a fuck bitch! (JCW)

by Woody Jasmine January 25, 2017

i fucked your mom#6969

The best Preston roleplay account to exist

Person A: do you have discord friends?
Me: yes I have 'i fucked your mom#6969'

by Definitelynotdaniel June 26, 2021

Dijeri-fuck

When you Implant your penis inside a traditional authentic Australian dijierido while female (male is a faggot) counterpart slurps/plays on the other end.

Good day mate I hear dat pamula is a right good dijeri-fucker.

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016

Corona fuck tube

When you stick your flaccid penis into a empty (or full) corona bottle and get hard. This causes your penis to get stuck and the only way out is by breaking the bottle or cumming in your corona.

Guy1: dude my girlfriend made me do the corona fuck tube last night

Guy2: damn, how many cuts did you get? Or did you have to drink cumrona?

by Abe2608 March 27, 2020